So, my original plan was just to summarize the shocking and amazing discoveries that second_batgirl made while watching Dekaranger (and then Carranger) drunk, but the chatlogs are kind of a thing of glory so I might as well share the whole thing ( Read more... )

Uh, this is getting long. Have some cuts!

Me: [Having just been linked to this.] That was the saddest show ever, Mia and Jayden.

second_batgirl: yes ( Read more... )

So second-batgirl and I have been IMing as we watch the Macy's parade, waiting for the Samurai Rangers to show up, because we are maybe too invested in this fandom. Y'know, if such a thing were possible. Anyway, this is the result ( Read more... )

GrannyApple: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT
GrannyApple: IT'S BEEN SO LONG I DON'T REMEMBER
Fox: YOUR MOM'S FACE
GrannyApple: YOUR MOM'S FACE
Fox: YOUR MOM'S FACE
GrannyApple: YOU MOM'S ADAM'S APPLE YES I WENT THERE
Fox: YOUR DAD'S VAGGrannyApple: YOUR SISTER'S PENIS ( Read more... )

So, Heroes mafia ( Read more... )

"Ashley" : She is luckily on a special pirate ship that breaks rules and openly questions story elements and cliches. "Where the hell is the bloody narrator? I need my convenient hint granted by a disembodied voice. Any time now ( Read more... )

Me: AAAAAAAAASHHHLEEEEEEYY
Ashley: TOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIII
Me: AAAAAAASSSSSSSSLLLLEEEEYYY
Ashley: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
Ashley: THERE WAS NO H IN THAT
Me: YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I CALLED YOU ASSLEY
Ashley: ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING.
Me: OH WAIT YOU DID
Ashley: YES
Me: DAMN
Me: I THOUGHT I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT
Ashley: YOU THOUGHT WRONG
Ashley: :)

Excerpted from a much longer IM conversation:

evil_authoress: I don't feel particularly good about these American advantages when the most vocal people dance around and brag about it and don't do a damn thing to try to help other people, because Africans aren't my problem and AMERICA IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST ( Read more... )

Hee! Squirrels!


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I was talking to Elusion last night, and we got to talking about how NATALIE IMBRUGLIA ROCKS MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!! And his, somewhat ( Read more... )